Some girl left this hat in my brother’s room and I’m going to wear it to this hipster party and everybody will seriously like it which i think it absolutely hilarious
my irony is lost on most
I HAVE THE HARDEST LIFE
I’m going to a get-together tonight and I can’t decide if I should go for cute, medium or sexy. this is serious shit.
flowy floral dress, my shorty shorts that make my butt look ~*amazing*~, or a black jersey dress that fits me like a glove?
looking for my little pony rp partner I AM RAINBOW DASH YOU CANNOT BE RAINBOW DASH
oh my GOD my word processor autocorrects alcohol to alcoolhol