Some girl left this hat in my brother’s room and I’m going to wear it to this hipster party and everybody will seriously like it which i think it absolutely hilarious
my irony is lost on most
(Source: sashastergiou, via chuckiy)
I HAVE THE HARDEST LIFE
I’m going to a get-together tonight and I can’t decide if I should go for cute, medium or sexy. this is serious shit.
flowy floral dress, my shorty shorts that make my butt look ~*amazing*~, or a black jersey dress that fits me like a glove?
(Source: jew-eating-t-rex, via thatsmoderatelyraven)
looking for my little pony rp partner I AM RAINBOW DASH YOU CANNOT BE RAINBOW DASH
realpurposeandurgentadolescence:
The Weepies // I Gotta Have You // Say I Am You
No amount of coffee, no amount of cryin’
No amount of whiskey, no amount of wine
No, no, no, no, no
Nothing else will do, I gotta have you
oh my GOD my word processor autocorrects alcohol to alcoolhol
ALCOOLHOL
